Archon666's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Plastic Hammer Episode 1]

Orks suck

I love warhammer 40k It's my favourite hobby game. Orks suck crap and Space Marines can be a pain in the ass to kill but I've never lost to them yet. It's great that there are people making Warhammer40k flashes. It adds more of a variety to NG and plus its alot better to find a Warhammer flash then to have to watch the same clock crew shit every day. I'm actually working on a Warhammer40k flash right now. It's really cool. I've also got a couple of questions:

1- What army do you command?
2- How many points?

I command the Dark Eldar Army and It's about 2,200 points. Anyways cool flash.

A17roolz responds:

Yeah, there's another Warhammer 40k flash (Not mine) on Newgrounds... it's pretty cool, go check it out. As for your question, this is what I collect:

1) I command a Necron army.
2) It's about 1,600 points painted up.

I used to collect Ultramarines and they were at 2,000 points, but i realised after 4 years that they're pants, lol. Dark Eldar are awesome if you can use them right ;).

[Gogeta vs. Janemba!!!]

not much effort in this flash

Not only were you bored but you bored the hell out of me.

[Small World]

This is crap

what the hell kind of pointless crap is this? Ok, the graphics may be fairly good but the video just sucked and had no point at all. Further more, what the hell are you tring to get across to people by saying it's a small world. Geeze, make something better.

[Action steve...Betrayal!]

Enough with the God Dam clock flashes.

Some of the clock crew films can be very good but for the love of God enough with the God Dam clock flashes. They are getting so frickin old its not funny. Clock films are so boring. It's the same old "Shit talker v1.2" for the voices and the frickIn objects with dam clocks for faces. Man clocks are gay. I HATE CLOCKS!!!!

Cloud-Clock responds:

AHEM! I love you too!!

[Diamonds and Guns]

Pure Hell

This just sucked. I really, really didn't like this flash and the music just made it worse. Try to make a flash next time where there is actually humor in it rather than this crap that would make me wanna watch the garbage decompose instead.

hoorah responds:

Well aren't you just a slice of pie

[Funky Jamaican Day]

too short

This could have been a hell of alot better.

P.S. drugs suck

[[Early Work] Hands]

cool music video

This was pretty cool. The hands made the music video kinda weird. I don't like Red Hot Chili Peppers but I gave you a 5 because of the effort you put into it.

[The Music]

Pretty Funny

great job.

[[old] CanonTest #1]

Pain...Agony...Suffering...you got it all.

Man this was hilarious!! I loved the fact that she was suffering in agonizing pain. It mad it so much more funny. I wish it was a guy screaming though. anyways, great job.

[SURVIVOR part2]

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For a moment I thought that this was going to be a good flash but then I saw the end. Choosing the theme "Survivor" was a very bad way of incorporating the song by Weird Al and barney dieing into your flash. I could think of so many better ways to make a good flash that would go GOOD with that song. Man you really, really, gotta ask yourself before you submit another flash, "Is this realy a good flash?"